12 December 2010

Death of a Stuffy

This entry is from the folks at Law & Order.  Kolchak is denying the validity of this report.

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[[ Ching Ching ]]

Date: 11 December 2010
Time: 1827
Location: Wai'anae
Emergency: missing snowman stuffy
Crime scene:

Dismembered stuffy found.
Resembles missing snowman stuffy.

Snowman stuffy parts led to suspect's bed.
Note reminants of previous victim - stuffy rabbit ear.

Photo of suspect on said bed before leaving to see Santa.
Santa gave suspect the snowman stuffy for being a good boy.

Further proof that this is, in fact,
the suspect's bed as he is sleeping on it
and it is surround by his coral footprints.

Close up of suspected stuffy killer.
Don't let this cute face fool you.
Santa could have been wrong.

Autopsy (necropsy?) of victim.
Coroner was unable to fully reconstruct the victim due
to missing eye (will find in the yard later- eeeww),
disheveled clothing, and lack of stuffy stuffing.

Stuffy in stuffy-bodybag.
Not everyone will have a merry Christmas.
[[ Ching Ching ]]

3 comments:

  1. Such a tragedy, and so close to the holidays...

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  2. And he looks sooooo innocent! Who would have thought he could do something like this...

    Too funny!!!

    Uncle Dan

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  3. I think he was framed by Isabella. No way an upstanding member of the Wolfhounds could have done that to a snowman stuffy that came from Santa Claus. Most of the evidence seems circumstantial at best.

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